'4 things to remember when going back to college'
by eric molloy
(all lowercase)
1. stay calm stay calm stay cool no sweaty palms have i brought that up already? no sweaty palms
2. girls subconsciously crave bad guys, so spend less time in the art studio working on senior thesis, titled 'my life in reverse' with photos of self nude covered in spagetti-o's
3. laundry is subjective
4. you're here to learn
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#4 should be replaced with "Class is subjective."
You learn terribly little going to classes. If it's a lecture, trade off days with somebody else signing you in, go for the tests and to hand in papers, and do something better with your life than listen to an old broad or geezer prattle on about the particular niche they've done countless papers on.
Also, since you're an art guy, add #5 - girls subconsciously crave bad guys, so offer to draw them naked.
That's two cents from a recent grad.
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