'Things I learned in high school': a list
by eric molloy
1. sweaty palms = bad
2. toilet water is surprisingly not bad for you, and tastes the same as tap.
3. cheerleaders are evil orcs
4. led zeppelin rocks!
5. the right amount of tongue in a french kiss is never right.
6. as a matter of fact, i might like boys.
7. ...but not the ones that made me drink toilet water.
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