X: What'd you say about my Mother Ship?

Not much is known of the mysterious "X". His contributions to Remain Alert are sporadic and each email is sent via a different IP address. Editors will receive a story from El Paso and 3 hours later another story will come from within Dubai in the Arab Emerates. His commitment to the paranormal borders on fanatical and he oftentimes exhibits xenophobic tendencies (only towards terrestrial foreigners) in his ravings.

Attention fellow hominid's!!

By now you are all aware of the BIGGEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE! That has hit every major news outlet including Digg, Break, and of course UFOMystic.

The following video was posted on Youtube several days ago affirming the fact that I and drones of my enlightened brethren held to be THE COLD HARD TRUTH.

UFO'S ARE REAL.

In preparation of the arrival of our galactic overlords I have sold off all of my earthly possessions (save my Babylon 5 DVD set) and am using my remaining savings to purchase a trip to Haiti.

It is my hope to become some sort of Herald or human farmer.

Or in a more optimistic outlook perhaps I can participate in some sort of inter-planetary exchange program, sort of like Roy Neary at the end of Close Encounters or the old folks in Cocoon.

Peace out Bitches! I'm off to Zeta Reticuli!